InsaneFolk

Ah, brand name love

2007-04-02T21:42:00.000-07:00

To my friends, a lovely couple whose names are frequently mispronounced.

Oh what the -

2007-04-02T21:40:00.000-07:00

I'm pretty sure this happens to everyone at some point in their lives. I religiously check to make sure there's toilet paper now.

Goodbye

2007-03-30T14:14:00.000-07:00

Our boxer passed away today. Sigh. I am a country music song.

Cell phones

2007-03-28T22:50:00.000-07:00

What is there to say?

Oh snap!

2007-03-28T17:17:00.000-07:00

Allergy Girl and her boyfriend Klondike.

Makeouts are dangerous

2007-03-28T17:16:00.000-07:00

apparently my kisses cause massive nose bleeds.

Cheese&Smoke

2006-12-06T15:21:00.000-08:00

This public service announcement warns of the dangers of cheese wiz and smoking simultaneously.

Bacteria aliens

2006-12-06T14:16:00.000-08:00

Do I have to explain? No.

I feel Seinfeld's Pain

2006-12-03T00:05:00.000-08:00

Have you ever seen the Seinfeld episode where he knows this comidian who is Jewish, who becomes a Catholic priest so he can make Catholic jokes too, and it goes on from there?

Suburban jail

2006-12-02T23:37:00.000-08:00

You know those guys who brag about doing something dumb? Like stealing bowling pins. Or knocking over traffic signs in their car. This is what will happen when they eventually get caught.

P.S. I got this idea from Deb, who has pin stealing friends who almost got arrested.

Romance and intrigue

2006-10-30T17:31:00.000-08:00

According to ancient tales, this is how my parents first met. Well, I guess my dad met my mom later, since he was busy sleeping on a conference table.

Light weight

2006-10-30T17:12:00.000-08:00

Yes...I'm special.

Watch your face

2006-10-30T16:47:00.000-08:00

If you can't take the boobs, get out of the mosh pit.

Driving while allergic

2006-10-20T11:16:00.000-07:00

I don't know why I haven't seen more allergy related comedy in my short 18 years of life. It's just asking for it, there's just so much potential...

An untimely end

2006-10-19T21:08:00.000-07:00

Yes, I suffocated a mouse with my butt once.

He missed the memo

2006-10-19T20:47:00.000-07:00

So I had a leap back to the past a few days ago at work. You should have seen my face. I'm sure it was hilarious. I tried to display it here but I still don't think I've captured it.

Student films

2006-10-16T22:53:00.000-07:00

Poor Director Guy. He is too nice sometimes. If he asks - yes, he did say something along these lines at a shoot.

Hottest movie ever

2006-10-16T22:31:00.000-07:00

Allergy Girl and myself at the movies. Gay sex scenes apparentally induce asthma.

Man

2006-10-15T23:34:00.000-07:00

This occurred while on a walk with my sister and my boyfriend. Who munches an occasional tree.

Aspire

2006-10-15T20:14:00.000-07:00

I'm going to make fun of myself next.

I wurk gud

2006-10-14T22:47:00.000-07:00

I'm not ditzy - I'm just trying to be helpful!

Such an easy mistake

2006-10-14T22:02:00.000-07:00

Time for an informative update on how you can go wrong in Spanish. These are the things that I learn!

Embarrassing me

2006-10-14T21:36:00.000-07:00

This was basically everyone's reaction to my friend's love interest - a love that happened to be nearly 16 years older than she. The reactions amused me, while they bothered the crap out of her.

If you see this, friend o' mine, please don't kill me! I wuv you!

She has allergies

2006-10-14T21:07:00.000-07:00

My first attempt. I am without a scanner or any similar useful thing. I am like a caveman and my only weapon is Microsoft Paint.
And yes, this really did happen to a friend of mine.